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andrew Ivimey
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Since I got my bus pas I've re-discovered the joy of the front seat, upstairs on a double decker bus. Woe betide if I'm still there when the kids get on the bus after about 3-30pm.
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#212 Re: Jokes
About the only bus I use is the Cambridge park and ride, and on those occasions top deck front seat is the one I (we) aim for. 
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#213 Re: Jokes
The bus always seems too big for the road, when you're up there, doesn't it ?
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"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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Wife rings mother in law……
"Can you tell me who changes the
child if it poops itself? The mom or dad?"
"It is always the mother, honey"
"OK then, can you come over please?
Your son got drunk and shit himself.?"
"Can you tell me who changes the
child if it poops itself? The mom or dad?"
"It is always the mother, honey"
"OK then, can you come over please?
Your son got drunk and shit himself.?"
"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe." – Albert Einstein
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#216 Re: Jokes
24 minutes long but some of it had me in hysterics.....
Designers Who Should Go To Hell For Their Ideas – Part 6...
"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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Wife guiding husband onto driveway
"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe." – Albert Einstein
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#218 Re: Jokes
"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe." – Albert Einstein
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"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe." – Albert Einstein
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"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe." – Albert Einstein
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"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe." – Albert Einstein
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#223 Re: Jokes
I like the electrical gender one! Excellent!
Does it have goolies? Then it's probably male ...
Does it have goolies? Then it's probably male ...
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#224 Re: Jokes
It was all good before you touched it.
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"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe." – Albert Einstein