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“What do we want?”

“time travel”

“When do we want it?”

“doesn’t matter”
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"what do we want?
A cure for Tourettes!
When do we want it?
*unt!"
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:lol:
 
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:D
 
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“The issue with quotes off the internet is you never know if they are genuine”….. Abraham Lincoln.
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So, now Im aparently self employed again. Hows this for thinking outside the box. I missed the boat when there was a run on toilet rolls, Im not getting court out with the hosepipe ban.

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As a meat eating male (the gender is significant because our physiologies have different needs). The only thing I like less than bladder leak adverts, especially now theyre for both sexes, is veganism vegieism being thrust in my face. You dont have to say potatoes are plant based ffs.

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It may be Paul, that your mental health would improve if you avoided whatever was the place you find these not funny jokes from.
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Thank you
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Paul Barker wrote: ↑Thu Aug 11, 2022 11:14 am “The issue with quotes off the internet is you never know if they are genuine”….. Abraham Lincoln.
Only just seen this, brilliant. :thumbright:
 
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