A little light humour

[Paul Barker]

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[Mike H]

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[Paul Barker]

I have a Dr’s appointment.

Looking to swap for Oasis Tickets.

[Paul Barker]

Little Johnny’ mother said “the neighbour has had a baby. But he is born without ears. We are going next door to congratulate her. Now remember Johnny don’t say anything about his ears or you will get a spank.”

So in they go. Little Johny says,” what a lovelt baby, he’s got all his fingers and all his toes. How’s his eyesight?”

The babys mother said “it is perfect”.

Johnny replied “ thats great because he’d be in trouble if he needed glasses.”

[shane]

I have a Dr’s appointment.

Looking to swap for Oasis Tickets.

I’d take the doctor’s appointment myself.

[Mike H]

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[Paul Barker]

pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.
Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium.
She said, "I have praise. Two months ago my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."
You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Phil must have experienced.
"Phil was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Phil's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."
Again the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Phil.
"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the lord, Phil is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."
All the men sighed with unified relief.
The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.
He said, I'm Phil."
The entire congregation held its breath.
"I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."

[Dave the bass]

[Paul Barker]

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[Morgan Jones]

I went looking for a book...

[andrew Ivimey]

Bizarre, what can it mean. Newbury Berks has a Carnegie Library just down from the market square on the way to the railway station.

Illinois has...

[Mike H]

Have I done this one?
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[pre65]

I read this morning that the Australian government minister in charge of cybersecurity drives a Chinese made EV.

Is that funny, or sad ?

[Ali Tait]