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Excellent! 

"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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#227 Re: Jokes
"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe." – Albert Einstein
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#228 Re: Jokes
"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe." – Albert Einstein
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#229 Re: Jokes

"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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#230 Re: Jokes

Well, expresses the truth but not my photo obvs.
My best friend barr none and me chilling out:

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#232 Re: Jokes
Good one for Owston !
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#233 Re: Jokes
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#234 Re: Jokes
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#235 Re: Jokes
Her Dr told her
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"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe." – Albert Einstein
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#237 Re: Jokes
Very good, both. 

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#238 Re: Jokes
lorry has shed its - load of electrical goods on the M57
in Liverpool. Police said the road will be closed for about five
minutes!
in Liverpool. Police said the road will be closed for about five
minutes!
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#239 Re: Jokes

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"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."