A little light humour

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#2266 Re: A little light humour

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Classic! :D
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#2267 Re: A little light humour

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#2268 Re: A little light humour

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Excellent, and Rick Ashley .. Image


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#2269 Re: A little light humour

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Also excellent !
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#2270 Re: A little light humour

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Tinder is for rookies. Go to
Facebook Marketplace and search
for wedding dresses. It'll show you
recently divorced females in your
area. From there you can filter by dress size.
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#2271 Re: A little light humour

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Paul Barker wrote: Tue Jul 12, 2022 7:25 am Tinder is for rookies. Go to
Facebook Marketplace and search
for wedding dresses. It'll show you
recently divorced females in your
area. From there you can filter by dress size.
Lateral thinking! de Bono would be proud!

However, Grasshopper, there is a flaw in your reasoning...

... "recently divorced" does not necessarily imply
"recently married"... a lot can happen in 10 years...
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#2272 Re: A little light humour

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Love it! :lol:




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#2273 Re: A little light humour

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#2274 Re: A little light humour

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Reminds me of a Monty Python sketch, silly bunt. :lol:

PS It was the travel agent sketch.
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#2276 Re: A little light humour

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:lol:
 
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#2278 Re: A little light humour

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#2279 Re: A little light humour

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Superb (IMO) :)

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#2280 Re: A little light humour

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That is top notch, you're right Dave.
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