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^ :lol:


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:D

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If you are feeling glum, or need a laugh, spend just 6 minutes watching this video.

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A bride on her wedding night says to her husband, "I must confess darling, I used to be a hooker." He says, "That's a bit of a shock dear, but I must admit, I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it." She replies, "Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan!"
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Yep. :lol:


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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."

The nun agreed...

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Syria."

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don't want to go to Syria either."
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I am going to have to take a break from posting in here for a while .
I have been diagnosed with a severe case of peekaboo disease
And i will be in ICU for a while ;)
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