A little light humour
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#1036 Re: A little light humour
"The fat bourgeois and his doppelganger"
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"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe." – Albert Einstein
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#1038 Re: A little light humour
Saw this on Geoff Whitehorn's Facebook page, and I thought DtB would appreciate it
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#1039 Re: A little light humour
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Oooooooooooooffffffffffff!!!!!
This one made me giggle too...
This one made me giggle too...
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#1040 Re: A little light humour
Hey Mr DTB,
I'm curious how far north you get up the A1 before this happens...
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/soci ... 5070899981
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I'm curious how far north you get up the A1 before this happens...
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/soci ... 5070899981
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Mr C
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#1041 Re: A little light humour
Lip curling happens before even getting on the A1, I've narrowed it down to Thurrock!
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#1043 Re: A little light humour
Dave the bass wrote:Lip curling happens before even getting on the A1, I've narrowed it down to Thurrock!
I'm surprised you would make it that far.
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#1045 Re: A little light humour
Well it is true that my first impression of Doncaster was wrong, since then I have enjoyed working all over central Doncaster and had no issues...................
Until I drove into a full scale war between fat bitch chav baby carriers, that is to say while screaming at each other across the street at ultra high and loud pitches hair pulling out intensity, while hloding the baby under the spare arm. I continued up the street to the house I was working in. All neighbours out on doorstep watching. I saw a sweet looking young lady walking towards the world war three end of the street. I said "you might want to hang back for a while" "it's OK they are my neighbours!" Water off a ducks back.
Did my job and drove back down through Beiruit end, to rubber neck 4 police cars and lots of overweight chavs baby under arm, talking to a pair of nervous looking police 'men' each. Oh and a open can in the other hand.
The pitch of the screems worse than a Liona Lewis CD and that takes some!
Until I drove into a full scale war between fat bitch chav baby carriers, that is to say while screaming at each other across the street at ultra high and loud pitches hair pulling out intensity, while hloding the baby under the spare arm. I continued up the street to the house I was working in. All neighbours out on doorstep watching. I saw a sweet looking young lady walking towards the world war three end of the street. I said "you might want to hang back for a while" "it's OK they are my neighbours!" Water off a ducks back.
Did my job and drove back down through Beiruit end, to rubber neck 4 police cars and lots of overweight chavs baby under arm, talking to a pair of nervous looking police 'men' each. Oh and a open can in the other hand.
The pitch of the screems worse than a Liona Lewis CD and that takes some!
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#1046 Re: A little light humour
You make it sound like that isn't normal Paul?
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#1047 Re: A little light humour
Yes that's the response that's becoming familiar.
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#1048 Re: A little light humour
Following on from the recent Yorkshire love-in ( ) here's a rather amusing vid.
WARNING - don't watch if easily offended. In fact think about it if you're reasonably robust. And if you're from Lancashire definitely don't watch it .
(The original film, Downfall, is tremendous BTW.)
WARNING - don't watch if easily offended. In fact think about it if you're reasonably robust. And if you're from Lancashire definitely don't watch it .
(The original film, Downfall, is tremendous BTW.)
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#1049 Re: A little light humour
simon wrote:You make it sound like that isn't normal Paul?
"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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#1050 Re: A little light humour
simon wrote:Following on from the recent Yorkshire love-in ( ) here's a rather amusing vid.
"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."