Happy Christmas
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#1 Happy Christmas
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2022, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that Great Britain is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
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This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
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Merry Christmas!
(Not my creation, but I rather liked it!)
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2022, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that Great Britain is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Disclaimer:
No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.
Merry Christmas!
(Not my creation, but I rather liked it!)
The world looks so different after learning science. For example, trees are made of air, primarily. When they are burned, they go back to air, and in their flaming heat is released the flaming heat of the Sun which was bound in to convert air into tree.
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#2 Re: Happy Christmas
Thanks Shane.
The very same to one and all, keep healthy and sane.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
Edmund Burke
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#4 Re: Happy Christmas
hope everyone stays safe and has a good a xmas as possible
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#5 Re: Happy Christmas
I wish you disparate bunch a happy Xmas and prosperous new year.
#6 Re: Happy Christmas
Seasonal felicitations to one and all.
Just the two of us and no real plans so I may well get the soldering iron out again and maybe go for a bike ride.
Just the two of us and no real plans so I may well get the soldering iron out again and maybe go for a bike ride.
Sorry, I couldn't resist!
#7 Re: Happy Christmas
yeah!. likewise. diparatoes to a manDaniel Quinn wrote: ↑Fri Dec 24, 2021 4:38 pm I wish you disparate bunch a happy Xmas and prosperous new year.
www.vitalstates.org/diy/misc/desperados.mp3
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#8 Re: Happy Christmas
Disparate : unable to compare
These are my salad days as far a Christmas is concerned. I’m me at long last, for so long I was a facsimile of me . I was digital now I'm analogue.
I get to spend Christmas with my boy and family instead of being a memory . I’ve had 3 glasses of sparkling Shiraz ( you wouldn’t believe how long I was not able to get drunk)
I’m listening to Peter Gabriel growing up live .
So again I wish you all a merry Christmas .
These are my salad days as far a Christmas is concerned. I’m me at long last, for so long I was a facsimile of me . I was digital now I'm analogue.
I get to spend Christmas with my boy and family instead of being a memory . I’ve had 3 glasses of sparkling Shiraz ( you wouldn’t believe how long I was not able to get drunk)
I’m listening to Peter Gabriel growing up live .
So again I wish you all a merry Christmas .
#9 Re: Happy Christmas
Merry Christmas, all the best to you all..
The tube manual is quite like a telephone book. The number of it perfect. It is useful to make it possible to speak with a girl. But we can't see her beautiful face from the telephone number
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What is point!?
Philosophers have only interpreted the world - the point, however, is to change it. No it isn't ... maybe we should leave it alone for a while.
#13 Re: Happy Christmas
Whenever an honest man discovers that he's mistaken, he will either cease to be mistaken or he will cease to be honest.
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"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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