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The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
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First confirmed case of covid 19 in Russia;
The patient’s called Ivor Chestikov
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"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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Keep em coming .
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Absolutely superb !
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Yeah that one gave me a belly laugh. :D
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You need to be a Fast Show fan for this one-
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I don't get stuff from Poundshop.

You're only paying for the name.....................
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Erm don’t be alarmed but Mad Max was a film about 2021.
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I wasn`t allowed to say anything to start with, but I volunteered for the vaccine trials for Covid-19, held at the Royal Hospital.
The vaccine is the one that has been developed in Russia. I received my first jab yesterday at 12pm and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши. чувствую себя немного странно.
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:D
 
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Google Translate gives that as "I feel a little weird and I think I pulled out donkey ears. I feel a little weird."

Bizarre!
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