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"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe." – Albert Einstein
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Very good !
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:lol:
 
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The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

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:lol:


Actual sign in The Compasses, Littley Green, Essex ...
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They really don't want customers...
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andrew Ivimey wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 8:10 pm They really don't want customers...
I feel like that often!
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My son Sam saw this car today and liked the sentiment.

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Tricky...
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Excellent, that one will go to selected people at work !
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Love it! :lol:
 
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Some of the jokes here have really made me happy.
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The grand old Duke of York
He had 12 million quid
He gave it to someone he never met
For something he never did.
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Succinct snappy and ery witty!
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andrew Ivimey wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 10:17 am Succinct snappy and ery witty!
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