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Re: A little light humour

Post by jack » Fri Feb 28, 2020 10:19 am

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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Sat Feb 29, 2020 4:31 pm

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Re: A little light humour

Post by jack » Sat Feb 29, 2020 6:03 pm

BREAKING NEWS: All passengers travelling through Liverpool John Lennon Airport have been quarantined due to Corona Virus.

Imagine all the people...
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Re: A little light humour

Post by ed » Sat Feb 29, 2020 6:21 pm

I liked the blood donor one though....
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Re: A little light humour

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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:40 pm

Idiots on a Ural – only one left

 
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Re: A little light humour

Post by jack » Mon Mar 23, 2020 6:20 pm

Always makes me smile...

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Re: A little light humour

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Re: A little light humour

Post by Paul Barker » Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:47 am

I had the finger up the bum examination by my pretty Thai GP. She said its a very personal examination that sometimes results in an erection so don't be embarrassed if that happens.

I told her I was veery nervous and there was no chance at all of that happening, and she said "No not you, ME!"
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Re: A little light humour

Post by pre65 » Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:54 am

Paul Barker wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:47 am
I had the finger up the bum examination by my pretty Thai GP. She said its a very personal examination that sometimes results in an erection so don't be embarrassed if that happens.

I told her I was very nervous and there was no chance at all of that happening, and she said "No not you, ME!"
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Re: A little light humour

Post by andrew Ivimey » Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:25 pm

HRH Prince Chas the isle has covid19.

Given that his family motto is Dieu et mon Droit, it occurred to me as I cycled along deserted sun strewn streets that him allowing himself to catch such a democratic disease is a sort of nobless oblige.
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Re: A little light humour

Post by IslandPink » Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:18 pm

That Latin, it's all Greek to me.

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Re: A little light humour

Post by Dave the bass » Thu Mar 26, 2020 7:35 pm

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Re: A little light humour

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Re: A little light humour

Post by andrew Ivimey » Fri Mar 27, 2020 6:02 pm

A message came round the hospital today -

Just a heads up, if you get an email from the department of health saying not to eat tinned pork because it contains covid19, ignore it - its spam...
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