A little light humour
#1621 Re: A little light humour
Ah the old chestnut- get the apprentice to show off his muscles by lifting a bag over his head, then cut it with a Stanley knife.
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#1622 Re: A little light humour
Yep.
Also a 'You've Been Framed' favoourite.
Also a 'You've Been Framed' favoourite.
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#1623 Re: A little light humour
"Don't you talk to me about cookers! Cookers is it?"
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#1624 Re: A little light humour
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An Investigator.
An Investigator.
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#1625 Re: A little light humour
They're getting better.Dave the bass wrote: ↑Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:35 pm What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An Investigator.
Not a lot, but there is a (barely discernable) positive trend...
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#1626 Re: A little light humour
"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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#1627 Re: A little light humour
This has to go in the humour section - under the sub-section 'you can't make it up' :
Some predictably witty remarks underneath !
Some predictably witty remarks underneath !
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#1628 Re: A little light humour
Gotta love Dave Cregan's hash tag in the replies!
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#1629 Re: A little light humour
Yes indeed !
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#1630 Re: A little light humour
Quite. Sadly the alternatives arent exactly appealing either.
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#1631 Re: A little light humour
"The fat bourgeois and his doppelganger"
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#1632 Re: A little light humour
"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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#1633 Re: A little light humour
Not entirely sure this is the right place for this...
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#1634 Re: A little light humour
This IS cool
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#1635 Re: A little light humour
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