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#1561 Re: A little light humour

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Dave the bass wrote: Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:47 pmHa!
You still missed the "Hipster" dig :)

I was thinking that a Grumpy Hipster would be a "Gripster", but it turns out that a gripster is a "Greying Hipster", so two birds with one stone!
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#1562 Re: A little light humour

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#1563 Re: A little light humour

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Mike H wrote: Fri Nov 30, 2018 11:30 pm Image
Ahh, 1995, those were the days...
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#1564 Re: A little light humour

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ahh, that reminds me......
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I wasn't thinking of you Nick, when I posted that. (Much.) :D
 
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#1567 Re: A little light humour

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Couple from Renault forums made me laugh:
Just been out to Daughters Fiesta.
Won't go over 70 MPH, her words here, cleaned airflow, cleaned Map sensor ...
Take it for a run ...
Get it up there, yep she is spot on, won't go any faster.
Effing car mat is stuck under accelerator pedal, pull it down, back up to silly speeds...
Dont you just luv your kids
Feck me, I only warned him oil would be hot.
It's part of changing oil, fumble the release, get a jet of hot oil down your arm, jump away saying "Oh deary me", bang your head on the suspension and your elbow on the sump, get banned from house until you take that oil covered shirt off and then 'Er Indoors won't let you put it in the washing.
And moans that you dripped oil on the drive.
 
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#1569 Re: A little light humour

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A Group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in
Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where
they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet
at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses were attractive.
The food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they
should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because there was plenty of parking, they
could dine in peace and quiet with no loud music, and it was good
value for money.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should
meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair
accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should
meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.
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Brilliant. :lol:
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In a recent survey, 70% of men said they would like to be reincarnated as a spider. When asked why, they said it was because they would like to be able to hear a woman say "Oh my god it's huge"
 
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#1574 Re: A little light humour

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#1575 Re: A little light humour

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The Roxanne gag is brill (IMO).
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