A little light humour
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#1471 Re: A little light humour
The colour, the plate, the parking bay used, hard to know where to start really !
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#1472 Re: A little light humour
Excellent
"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
#1473 Re: A little light humour
Back in 2001 when i still lived at home, my mam n dad had 2 cars, these are long since gone. One was a scenic, reg plate t633 anl.
Anal.
The other was a Ford ka, registration y191 ohl.
Hole.
Anal and hole. Could only happen to mi dad....
Anal.
The other was a Ford ka, registration y191 ohl.
Hole.
Anal and hole. Could only happen to mi dad....
#1476 Re: A little light humour
Brilliant
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#1477 Re: A little light humour
Exit sign for the car park of The Fish pub and restaurant at Wixford, near Stratford on Avon Warwickshire - 13:30 today -
"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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#1478 Re: A little light humour
Couple of recent posts made me smile...
Renault forums - re holidays in Majorca -
Re: What's made you grumpy today.
Went there for my 50th and our 25 wedding anniversary ..
Last time I went with my wife on holiday..
Spending ten days with her, having to speak, was a nightmare, had packed in smoking for over 8 years, the last night at the airport, had to take a smoke off her.
Otherwise she would have gone over the balcony..
From that, she goes away for 20 days a year, and gives me back my " Me " Time..
Soviet Steeds - re doing the Dalton Highway in Alaska
Oh yeah the Dalton highway is one brutal beast. Washboard hard packed dirt. Kill your enthusiasm potholes. Smooth asphalt? Forgetaboutit! Slick as snot in the wet spots. Long hills, sharp turns, permafrost heaves, mosquitoes big as bats, more stupid moose...
. . .
Today was an epic day for viewing wildlife. I'm was heading east from Watson Lake and saw 10 black bear, 5 Grizzlies (3 brunettes, 1 red and a blonde), 40 buffalo, 8 bighorn sheep and a lynx...
. . .
I never realized how big the adventure riding community really is. I've probably met and talked with people from 30 countries and 40 states. Today's surprise was 5 middle age ladies riding adventure bikes from Ontario, Canada to Alaska. They do a trip together every year.
Renault forums - re holidays in Majorca -
Re: What's made you grumpy today.
Went there for my 50th and our 25 wedding anniversary ..
Last time I went with my wife on holiday..
Spending ten days with her, having to speak, was a nightmare, had packed in smoking for over 8 years, the last night at the airport, had to take a smoke off her.
Otherwise she would have gone over the balcony..
From that, she goes away for 20 days a year, and gives me back my " Me " Time..
Soviet Steeds - re doing the Dalton Highway in Alaska
Oh yeah the Dalton highway is one brutal beast. Washboard hard packed dirt. Kill your enthusiasm potholes. Smooth asphalt? Forgetaboutit! Slick as snot in the wet spots. Long hills, sharp turns, permafrost heaves, mosquitoes big as bats, more stupid moose...
. . .
Today was an epic day for viewing wildlife. I'm was heading east from Watson Lake and saw 10 black bear, 5 Grizzlies (3 brunettes, 1 red and a blonde), 40 buffalo, 8 bighorn sheep and a lynx...
. . .
I never realized how big the adventure riding community really is. I've probably met and talked with people from 30 countries and 40 states. Today's surprise was 5 middle age ladies riding adventure bikes from Ontario, Canada to Alaska. They do a trip together every year.
"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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#1479 Re: A little light humour
Self explanatory ! -
"Once you find out ... the Circumstances ; then you can go out"
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#1480 Re: A little light humour
Very funny
"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
#1481 Re: A little light humour
Love the one that says
WE'RE BRITISH
WE'RE POLITE
BUT FUCK OFF
(PLEASE)
This made us chuckle last night
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politi ... ay-n892166
WE'RE BRITISH
WE'RE POLITE
BUT FUCK OFF
(PLEASE)
This made us chuckle last night
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politi ... ay-n892166
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#1482 Re: A little light humour
Yes very amusing. I particularly liked the babysitter.
I'm just back from 10 days in the USA so I missed all the fun back home, but Trump's America didn't strike me as a very happy place, though I don't know what it was like before TBF. Our American cousins can sometimes be a little more blunt than we are - attached photo taken in San Francisco a week last Friday.
I'm just back from 10 days in the USA so I missed all the fun back home, but Trump's America didn't strike me as a very happy place, though I don't know what it was like before TBF. Our American cousins can sometimes be a little more blunt than we are - attached photo taken in San Francisco a week last Friday.
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#1483 Re: A little light humour
"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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#1485 Re: A little light humour
LOL -
"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."