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Superb !
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#1339 Re: A little light humour

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Great! :-)

Funny, you can still remember the cyclist's first and sur names after all these years.

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Trump IQ Test --- Question 1:

A Train is traveling from LA to NY going 60 mph.
A second Train is traveling from NY to LA at 80 mph.

True or False: Is Obama to Blame ?

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#1341 Re: A little light humour

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On the low-temperature end, there are additional effects that allow devices to operate below their "freeze-out" temperature. First, if the semiconductor is doped to a certain concentration, it can attain degeneracy, a condition in which the dopants require no energy for ionization. For example, this happens in n-GaAs at a fairly low doping concentration (~1016 cm-3) that is common in standard devices. Thus, standard GaAs MESFETs can operate down to the lowest temperatures, essentially to absolute zero. For Si, degenerate doping requires a much higher a concentration (~1019 cm-3). On the other hand, there are effects that prevent operation even before the device is cooled to the "freeze-out" temperature. For example, standard Si bipolar transistors cease operating well above the Si "freeze-out" temperature, as described later.
http://www.extremetemperatureelectronic ... rial3.html

Its official, excess doping can lead to degeneracy.
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#1342 Re: A little light humour

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Nick wrote: Mon Oct 16, 2017 2:30 pm
Its official, excess doping can lead to degeneracy.
where've you been, the governments been trying to tell us that for years, doh! an I thought it already was official.
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#1344 Re: A little light humour

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Ha. On a bike forum I saw summat similar where the correct number of bikes was determined to be n+1.
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You Earthlings... how you make me laugh.
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andrew Ivimey wrote: Tue Oct 17, 2017 6:18 pm You Earthlings... how you make me laugh.
Get back in yer Flying Saucer ya synthetic mashed potato eating alien!
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doesn't that have some connection with Huddersfield??

I'm sure I remember the aliens laughing their socks off at the inhabitants of Huddersfield.....
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#1349 Re: A little light humour

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Just got a good one from 'Salvage Hunters' with Drew Pritchard and his mate 'T' who does all the donkey work & driving . Maybe you've seen it ? ( maybe not, might be a Wales thing ) .
After buying some signs & mirrors & stuff at an old fairground in Porthcawl, they set off for Conwy . 'T' who's driving, says :

Q : What did St. Patrick say to the snakes, as he was driving them out of Ireland ?
A : "Are you alright in the back there ? "
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Yes Mark, we get Salvage Hunters here, used to watch it a lot.

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