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#16 Arse
"Can I say arse on this forum" ?
You betcha !!
Even better if you can learn to say it like Father Jack -
You betcha !!
Even better if you can learn to say it like Father Jack -
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#19
In our country one symbolic individuality the angry piggy, habit to call him to an aggressive piggy also.
All kinds of exciting adventures happen to him.
The fairy is the character in the stories sometimes.
Let us see this possibly:
The angry piggy is walking in the forest.
He falls into a deep pit, suddenly.
Makes an attempt in any way, cannot climb out from here.
Much time passes meanwhile already, he is hungry and thirsty.
He is shouting vainly, nobody hears him.
He already hopeless, but fairy finds him.
But the pit depth and the fairy can't pull him out from there.
He calls it to him:
-Wait a little, angry piggy, I'm going, and I bring help!
Piggy answers so:
-I am not waiting!
If you understand it and you valued this, I will try one like this yet.
Take it into consideration in order that I do not can in English.
It would not be trouble, if somebody corrects it.
Gyuri
All kinds of exciting adventures happen to him.
The fairy is the character in the stories sometimes.
Let us see this possibly:
The angry piggy is walking in the forest.
He falls into a deep pit, suddenly.
Makes an attempt in any way, cannot climb out from here.
Much time passes meanwhile already, he is hungry and thirsty.
He is shouting vainly, nobody hears him.
He already hopeless, but fairy finds him.
But the pit depth and the fairy can't pull him out from there.
He calls it to him:
-Wait a little, angry piggy, I'm going, and I bring help!
Piggy answers so:
-I am not waiting!
If you understand it and you valued this, I will try one like this yet.
Take it into consideration in order that I do not can in English.
It would not be trouble, if somebody corrects it.
Gyuri
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#21
Sounds like Mr Pig wants to lighten up a bit.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
Edmund Burke
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#24 Re: Arse
I'll never forget the one where he's in the crashing plane and there's only two parachutes, so he takes one, and while the others are arguing about who should have the other, he puts it on the drinks trolley.IslandPink wrote:"Can I say arse on this forum" ?
You betcha !!
Even better if you can learn to say it like Father Jack -
#25
An aggressive piggy is walking in the forest and from his nose slips off to his stomach the snot. He meets the bear, who asks him:
- Aggressive piggy, you do not have a handkerchief?
- Is, but I do not give!!!
If you ask me imploringly I stop this possibly.
Wacky Gyuri
- Aggressive piggy, you do not have a handkerchief?
- Is, but I do not give!!!
If you ask me imploringly I stop this possibly.
Wacky Gyuri
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#26
Please stop.Gyuri wrote:An aggressive piggy is walking in the forest and from his nose slips off to his stomach the snot. He meets the bear, who asks him:
- Aggressive piggy, you do not have a handkerchief?
- Is, but I do not give!!!
If you ask me imploringly I stop this possibly.
Wacky Gyuri
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The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
Edmund Burke
G-Popz THE easy listening connoisseur. (Philip)
Edmund Burke
G-Popz THE easy listening connoisseur. (Philip)
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#27
Perhaps it would be good if you posted some audio related content ?
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
Edmund Burke
G-Popz THE easy listening connoisseur. (Philip)
Edmund Burke
G-Popz THE easy listening connoisseur. (Philip)
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#30
Where are you from, Gyuri? You don't sound like a happy bunny. Is it a sad place?
The world looks so different after learning science. For example, trees are made of air, primarily. When they are burned, they go back to air, and in their flaming heat is released the flaming heat of the Sun which was bound in to convert air into tree.