Swine Flu...
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#2
...I've just got off the NHS SwineFlu helpline.
It was a terrible line.
There was lots of crackling.
DTB
It was a terrible line.
There was lots of crackling.
DTB
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#3
A pig just went past our upstairs window.
The Swine flew, I'm sure of it.
DTB
The Swine flew, I'm sure of it.
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#4
Just be careful of your Ham plifier then ?
Del boy and Rodney are in trouble !
Del boy and Rodney are in trouble !
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#5
The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
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^^^:lol: I'm stealing that one.pre65 wrote:The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment.
I think I've got 'it' BTW.
I'm sweating like a pig.
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I think you're telling a porkie !Dave the bass wrote:
I think I've got 'it' BTW.
DTB
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#9
Thats the spirit Scott
I woke up with one of these this morning.
I'm worried.
I think it's a pig sty.
DTB
I woke up with one of these this morning.
I'm worried.
I think it's a pig sty.
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Itching all night?pre65 wrote:I think you're telling a porkie !Dave the bass wrote:
I think I've got 'it' BTW.
DTB
Might be Porky Scratchings....
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I suppose this is as good a time as any to reflect on the fact that the big drug companies all have a financial interest. Snouts in the trough.
If they do come up with a vaccine for this virus, remind me not to go near a school when the injections are being administered. The jabs usually make young teenagers squeal like pigs.
If they do come up with a vaccine for this virus, remind me not to go near a school when the injections are being administered. The jabs usually make young teenagers squeal like pigs.
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...of course, the term 'squealers' will now only be applicable to infected police informers... I suppose if it gets into a prison, one could say the swine got what they deserve.
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...one assumes that as infected people understandably won't feel up to doing any cleaning, their houses will become a real pigsty.
edit -I wonder if this bad karma is going to come back & bite me. With my kind of luck, it'll be in my hams.
edit -I wonder if this bad karma is going to come back & bite me. With my kind of luck, it'll be in my hams.
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