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Re: A little light humour

Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2020 10:19 am
by jack
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Re: A little light humour

Posted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 4:31 pm
by Mike H
:D


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Re: A little light humour

Posted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 6:03 pm
by jack
BREAKING NEWS: All passengers travelling through Liverpool John Lennon Airport have been quarantined due to Corona Virus.

Imagine all the people...

Re: A little light humour

Posted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 6:21 pm
by ed
I liked the blood donor one though....

Re: A little light humour

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2020 10:51 pm
by Dave the bass
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Re: A little light humour

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:40 pm
by Mike H
Idiots on a Ural – only one left


Re: A little light humour

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 6:20 pm
by jack
Always makes me smile...


Re: A little light humour

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:37 pm
by Mike H
:lol:

Re: A little light humour

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:47 am
by Paul Barker
I had the finger up the bum examination by my pretty Thai GP. She said its a very personal examination that sometimes results in an erection so don't be embarrassed if that happens.

I told her I was veery nervous and there was no chance at all of that happening, and she said "No not you, ME!"

Re: A little light humour

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:54 am
by pre65
Paul Barker wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:47 am
I had the finger up the bum examination by my pretty Thai GP. She said its a very personal examination that sometimes results in an erection so don't be embarrassed if that happens.

I told her I was very nervous and there was no chance at all of that happening, and she said "No not you, ME!"
Nice one Paul, good to see your sense of humour is intact. :D

Re: A little light humour

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:25 pm
by andrew Ivimey
HRH Prince Chas the isle has covid19.

Given that his family motto is Dieu et mon Droit, it occurred to me as I cycled along deserted sun strewn streets that him allowing himself to catch such a democratic disease is a sort of nobless oblige.

Re: A little light humour

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:18 pm
by IslandPink
That Latin, it's all Greek to me.

Meanwhile :
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Re: A little light humour

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 7:35 pm
by Dave the bass
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Re: A little light humour

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:01 pm
by jack

Re: A little light humour

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 6:02 pm
by andrew Ivimey
A message came round the hospital today -

Just a heads up, if you get an email from the department of health saying not to eat tinned pork because it contains covid19, ignore it - its spam...