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Posted: **Sat Feb 29, 2020 6:03 pm**

BREAKING NEWS: All passengers travelling through Liverpool John Lennon Airport have been quarantined due to Corona Virus.

Imagine all the people...

Posted: **Sat Feb 29, 2020 6:21 pm**

I liked the blood donor one though....

Posted: **Sat Mar 14, 2020 10:51 pm**

Posted: **Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:40 pm**

Idiots on a Ural – only one left

Posted: **Mon Mar 23, 2020 6:20 pm**

Always makes me smile...

Posted: **Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:37 pm**

Posted: **Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:47 am**

I had the finger up the bum examination by my pretty Thai GP. She said its a very personal examination that sometimes results in an erection so don't be embarrassed if that happens.

I told her I was veery nervous and there was no chance at all of that happening, and she said "No not you, ME!"

Posted: **Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:54 am**

Paul Barker wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:47 am I had the finger up the bum examination by my pretty Thai GP. She said its a very personal examination that sometimes results in an erection so don't be embarrassed if that happens.

I told her I was very nervous and there was no chance at all of that happening, and she said "No not you, ME!"

Nice one Paul, good to see your sense of humour is intact.

Posted: **Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:25 pm**

HRH Prince Chas the isle has covid19.

Given that his family motto is Dieu et mon Droit, it occurred to me as I cycled along deserted sun strewn streets that him allowing himself to catch such a democratic disease is a sort of nobless oblige.

Posted: **Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:18 pm**

That Latin, it's all Greek to me.

Meanwhile :

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Posted: **Fri Mar 27, 2020 6:02 pm**

A message came round the hospital today -

Just a heads up, if you get an email from the department of health saying not to eat tinned pork because it contains covid19, ignore it - its spam...

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