audio-talk

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Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, her knickers all tattered and torn.

It wasn't a spider that sat down beside her but little boy blue with the horn.

Sorry more Dilbert . . .
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Good one - keep 'em coming .

There was a man knocking on the front door, and when I opened it he said "quick quick there are six men taking your mother in law away, into the next street."

"Oh dear oh dear" I said.

So he said "Aren't you going to help?"

And I said "No I think six can manage."

That sounds like a Les Dawson joke that was somewhat better.

You're saying mine is rubbish?

Of that ilk, yes.

Let the master show us how :

Oh right! Yep very good.

Station boss: "You ever worked on a cattle station before?" Wally: "No but I once worked in a beef canning factory in Chicago." Boss: "Know much about cattle?" Wally: "No but I've always been fond of 'em." (The Cattle Carters, BP film, 1962)

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New album cover image is good. No need to change the original album title.