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#1531 Re: A little light humour

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#1533 Re: A little light humour

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Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, her knickers all tattered and torn.

It wasn't a spider that sat down beside her but little boy blue with the horn. :lol:
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#1534 Re: A little light humour

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#1535 Re: A little light humour

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Sorry more Dilbert . . .
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#1536 Re: A little light humour

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Good one - keep 'em coming .
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#1537 Re: A little light humour

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There was a man knocking on the front door, and when I opened it he said "quick quick there are six men taking your mother in law away, into the next street."

"Oh dear oh dear" I said.

So he said "Aren't you going to help?"

And I said "No I think six can manage."

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#1538 Re: A little light humour

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That sounds like a Les Dawson joke that was somewhat better.
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#1539 Re: A little light humour

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You're saying mine is rubbish? :lol:

Of that ilk, yes.
 
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#1540 Re: A little light humour

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:) Let the master show us how :
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#1541 Re: A little light humour

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Oh right! Yep very good. :lol:
 
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#1543 Re: A little light humour

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:D


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#1544 Re: A little light humour

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New album cover image is good. No need to change the original album title.
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#1545 Re: A little light humour

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