A little light humour
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#1531 Re: A little light humour
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"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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#1532 Re: A little light humour
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"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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#1533 Re: A little light humour
Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, her knickers all tattered and torn.
It wasn't a spider that sat down beside her but little boy blue with the horn.
It wasn't a spider that sat down beside her but little boy blue with the horn.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
Edmund Burke
G-Popz THE easy listening connoisseur. (Philip)
Edmund Burke
G-Popz THE easy listening connoisseur. (Philip)
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#1534 Re: A little light humour
"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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#1535 Re: A little light humour
Sorry more Dilbert . . .
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#1536 Re: A little light humour
Good one - keep 'em coming .
"Once you find out ... the Circumstances ; then you can go out"
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#1537 Re: A little light humour
There was a man knocking on the front door, and when I opened it he said "quick quick there are six men taking your mother in law away, into the next street."
"Oh dear oh dear" I said.
So he said "Aren't you going to help?"
And I said "No I think six can manage."
"Oh dear oh dear" I said.
So he said "Aren't you going to help?"
And I said "No I think six can manage."
"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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#1538 Re: A little light humour
That sounds like a Les Dawson joke that was somewhat better.
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#1539 Re: A little light humour
You're saying mine is rubbish?
Of that ilk, yes.
Of that ilk, yes.
"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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#1540 Re: A little light humour
Let the master show us how :
"Once you find out ... the Circumstances ; then you can go out"
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#1541 Re: A little light humour
Oh right! Yep very good.
"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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#1542 Re: A little light humour
"The fat bourgeois and his doppelganger"
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#1543 Re: A little light humour
Station boss: "You ever worked on a cattle station before?" Wally: "No but I once worked in a beef canning factory in Chicago." Boss: "Know much about cattle?" Wally: "No but I've always been fond of 'em." (The Cattle Carters, BP film, 1962)
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"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
#1544 Re: A little light humour
New album cover image is good. No need to change the original album title.
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#1545 Re: A little light humour
"The fat bourgeois and his doppelganger"