A little light humour
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#1816 Re: A little light humour
And now for something completely different ...
"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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#1817 Re: A little light humour
If you want a laugh.....
"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe." – Albert Einstein
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#1819 Re: A little light humour
I'm putting this in the "Jokes" forum because we don't have a "Terrifying" one...
Need to watch it all (if you can).
Need to watch it all (if you can).
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#1820 Re: A little light humour
Place any hot drinks on a table before Trump's pronounciation of Yosemite
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#1824 Re: A little light humour
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
Edmund Burke
G-Popz THE easy listening connoisseur. (Philip)
Edmund Burke
G-Popz THE easy listening connoisseur. (Philip)
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#1826 Re: A little light humour
Also Jack's
More relevant to car and bike forums -
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"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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#1828 Re: A little light humour
"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe." – Albert Einstein
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#1829 Re: A little light humour
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#1830 Re: A little light humour
A mathematician, a physicist and a biologist observe a house. One man and one woman enters, and some time later three people emerge from the house: The woman, the man and a child.
The physicist stated: We had a measuring error.I
The biologist said: They have procreated.
The mathematician said: If one more person enters the house, it will be empty.
The physicist stated: We had a measuring error.I
The biologist said: They have procreated.
The mathematician said: If one more person enters the house, it will be empty.
Whenever an honest man discovers that he's mistaken, he will either cease to be mistaken or he will cease to be honest.