A little light humour

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Re: A little light humour

Post by jack » Wed May 20, 2020 5:14 pm

That actually made me laugh. Thanks , 8)
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Re: A little light humour

Post by IslandPink » Wed May 20, 2020 7:22 pm

Tremendous !
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Re: A little light humour

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Re: A little light humour

Post by IslandPink » Tue May 26, 2020 9:38 pm

It's just an embarrassment of riches. Thanks ! Some of those will be going round my work email tomorrow.
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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Sat Jun 06, 2020 7:58 pm

Luv the choccy bars one.

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Re: A little light humour

Post by pre65 » Sat Jun 06, 2020 8:07 pm

Well done Mike, best laugh I've had for ages. :D
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