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Re: A little light humour

Post by jack » Tue Jan 14, 2020 3:30 pm

Nipper at his very best!

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Re: A little light humour

Post by ed » Wed Jan 22, 2020 6:02 pm

I came across this very old file, it made me chuckle:

A thought for today

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

I am in shape. Round is a shape.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember
you when he is in trouble again.

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience.

If today is the first day of the rest of your life,
what the hell was yesterday?

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground,
and I will see a man who can't get his pants off!

Time is what keeps everything from happening to us all at once.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

Am I getting smart with you?...how would you know?

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway

Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS.

Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.
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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Thu Jan 23, 2020 12:27 am

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Re: A little light humour

Post by Ant » Thu Jan 23, 2020 6:26 pm

https://youtu.be/Dz-Kb1wvy8s

My mum was upstairs when she heard this sketch when it was first broadcast. She was aghast :lol:
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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Thu Jan 23, 2020 10:23 pm

:D


That's a very spooky coincidence because just a few minutes ago I was looking at this: :D

 
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Re: A little light humour

Post by jack » Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:44 pm

Ant wrote:
Thu Jan 23, 2020 6:26 pm
https://youtu.be/Dz-Kb1wvy8s

My mum was upstairs when she heard this sketch when it was first broadcast. She was aghast :lol:
Just got to love Father Ted. Perfect in every way.

My favourite (amongst the many scenes I love) is "I hear you're a racist now Father!":

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Re: A little light humour

Post by Dave the bass » Fri Jan 24, 2020 8:38 pm

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Re: A little light humour

Post by pre65 » Sat Jan 25, 2020 6:36 pm

I was looking at a car auction on EBay a while ago.

Ad said "female driver with black box". :shock: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Sat Jan 25, 2020 9:51 pm

:lol: all
 
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Re: A little light humour

Post by Ali Tait » Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:29 am

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Re: A little light humour

Post by Dave the bass » Wed Jan 29, 2020 6:38 pm

Ha! Like!
"One pound of middle cut pork leg joint,
Stew my foot and call me Brenda".

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Re: A little light humour

Post by IslandPink » Wed Jan 29, 2020 7:08 pm

Yes, very good, I fell it must be copied to my work email !
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Re: A little light humour

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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Sun Feb 02, 2020 8:21 pm

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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Wed Feb 12, 2020 11:53 pm

Bad Day at Work 2020 Part 3

 
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