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Re: A little light humour

Post by jack » Tue Nov 27, 2018 10:27 am

Dave the bass wrote:
Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:47 pm
Ha!
You still missed the "Hipster" dig :)

I was thinking that a Grumpy Hipster would be a "Gripster", but it turns out that a gripster is a "Greying Hipster", so two birds with one stone!

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Re: A little light humour

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Re: A little light humour

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Re: A little light humour

Post by ed » Sat Dec 01, 2018 9:39 am

ahh, that reminds me......
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Re: A little light humour

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I wasn't thinking of you Nick, when I posted that. (Much.) :D
 
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Re: A little light humour

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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Thu Dec 06, 2018 4:16 pm

Couple from Renault forums made me laugh:
Just been out to Daughters Fiesta.
Won't go over 70 MPH, her words here, cleaned airflow, cleaned Map sensor ...
Take it for a run ...
Get it up there, yep she is spot on, won't go any faster.
Effing car mat is stuck under accelerator pedal, pull it down, back up to silly speeds...
Dont you just luv your kids
Feck me, I only warned him oil would be hot.
It's part of changing oil, fumble the release, get a jet of hot oil down your arm, jump away saying "Oh deary me", bang your head on the suspension and your elbow on the sump, get banned from house until you take that oil covered shirt off and then 'Er Indoors won't let you put it in the washing.
And moans that you dripped oil on the drive.
 
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Re: A little light humour

Post by jack » Wed Dec 12, 2018 9:46 am

A Group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in
Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where
they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet
at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses were attractive.
The food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they
should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because there was plenty of parking, they
could dine in peace and quiet with no loud music, and it was good
value for money.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should
meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair
accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should
meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.

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Re: A little light humour

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Re: A little light humour

Post by pre65 » Wed Dec 12, 2018 9:08 pm

Brilliant. :lol:
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