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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:51 pm

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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Wed Oct 24, 2018 12:53 pm

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Re: A little light humour

Post by pre65 » Wed Oct 24, 2018 6:13 pm

Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, her knickers all tattered and torn.

It wasn't a spider that sat down beside her but little boy blue with the horn. :lol:
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Re: A little light humour

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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Wed Oct 24, 2018 10:01 pm

Sorry more Dilbert . . .
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Re: A little light humour

Post by IslandPink » Wed Oct 24, 2018 10:33 pm

Good one - keep 'em coming .
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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Thu Nov 01, 2018 4:34 pm

There was a man knocking on the front door, and when I opened it he said "quick quick there are six men taking your mother in law away, into the next street."

"Oh dear oh dear" I said.

So he said "Aren't you going to help?"

And I said "No I think six can manage."

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Re: A little light humour

Post by IslandPink » Thu Nov 01, 2018 10:15 pm

That sounds like a Les Dawson joke that was somewhat better.
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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:36 am

You're saying mine is rubbish? :lol:

Of that ilk, yes.
 
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Re: A little light humour

Post by IslandPink » Fri Nov 02, 2018 12:07 pm

:) Let the master show us how :
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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Fri Nov 02, 2018 8:32 pm

Oh right! Yep very good. :lol:
 
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Re: A little light humour

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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:13 pm

:D


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Re: A little light humour

Post by Greg » Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:04 pm

New album cover image is good. No need to change the original album title.

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Re: A little light humour

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